Global Warming Apocalypse

My cousin mailed me from Sydney this morning: “Have you been having strange weather up in The Netherlands? It’s been really weird down here, we’ve had lots of cold days in the middle of summer.” That’s funny because today, amidst a rather warm winter, an official storm alert was announced here. Building cranes are toppling, train stations are collapsing, roofing tiles are coming down en masse. “Global Warming Apocalypse”:, here we come!