Xbox 360 Dies, Replaced By PS3

So last night was a little decadent. I decided I’d watch some ‘Heroes’, so I inserted one of the DVDs in my Xbox 360. After one frame, the Xbox froze. “Three red rings lighted up.”: Calmly, I unboxed my 40 GB PlayStation 3, which had been sitting in a corner of the room, brand-new, unused, for more than a week, and watched ‘Heroes’ on that instead.